Abbott Elementary - S01 M4p

Janine looks offended.

Ava is now selling “M4P” t-shirts in the teacher’s lounge for $20. Melissa buys one and wears it ironically. Jacob is eating the expired Brazilian snacks alone, muttering, “They’re still good…” abbott elementary s01 m4p

MELISSA: “That’s not teaching. That’s a DJ set for feral cats.” Janine looks offended

End tag: A student is heard humming the harp note in the hallway. Ava walks by and says, “That’s my ringtone now.” She pulls out her phone — it’s actually her ringtone. abbott elementary s01 m4p

Ava announces the winner of the Wellness Raffle will get a “luxury prize” — a half-day of no sub duties. To earn tickets, teachers must perform wellness acts on command: deep breathing, affirmations, or “one genuine smile” (Ava carries a polaroid to verify).