Ace Ventura In Africa [FREE]

Suddenly, a dust storm erupted. Out of the whirlwind stumbled a giraffe wearing sunglasses.

The sweltering African sun beat down on the red earth of the Serengeti. Inside a rattling Land Rover, Ace Ventura adjusted his zebra-print bucket hat, stuck two fingers in his mouth, and let out a shrieking, warbling call that sent a nearby troop of baboons scattering. ace ventura in africa

Ace knelt beside a pile of dung, sniffed it deeply, and nodded. Suddenly, a dust storm erupted

“Yep. Hybrid. Zebra and… hamster ? No, that’s crazy.” He pulled a tiny monocle from his neon Hawaiian shirt. “But I’ve seen crazier. Last Tuesday, a goldfish framed a ferret for embezzlement.” stuck two fingers in his mouth