Crack — Anomalous Coffee Machine [new]

A crack.

It started like any other Tuesday. 9:47 AM. The team was filtering in, bleary-eyed, making the sacred pilgrimage to the communal coffee machine. But this time, something was wrong. anomalous coffee machine crack

Not the usual “empty water reservoir” or “need to descale” warning. A crack

After consulting a materials engineer and a coffee tech, we landed on a single plausible, yet deeply weird explanation: we landed on a single plausible