Aphrodite The Goblins: Pet [better]

The Under-Realm has not known what to do with this answer. I consulted Madam Vexia, a renowned scholar of goblin psychology and divine anomalies.

“Frankly,” Vexia added, “I’m jealous.” As this correspondent writes, Aphrodite is reportedly napping in a sunbeam (filtered through a crack in the cavern ceiling) while Snikk grooms her hair with a bone comb and mutters about rat prices.

The Under-Realm shuddered. Eldrin Vex is the author of “So You’ve Been Cursed: A Practical Guide” and “Fifty Shades of Slime.” He currently owes Snikk three copper pieces for an interview Aphrodite did not show up to. aphrodite the goblins pet

Snikk scratched her chin. She closed her eyes.

His profession? Rat-catcher. Occasionally, he sharpens knives for the Redcap mob. He lives in a repurposed drainage pipe behind the Sludge Mermaid tavern. His only notable possession before this affair was a three-legged cave lizard named Profit. The Under-Realm has not known what to do with this answer

“I have been a goddess, a muse, a trophy, and a curse,” she was overheard saying softly. “Now I am a goblin’s pet. And for once, I am not afraid.”

But others whisper a darker truth: that the goblin did not capture her. He pitied her. The Under-Realm shuddered

By Eldrin Vex, Under-Realm Correspondent