Call The Whambulence My Bf Is A Cheater [hot] -

Instead, she texted her group chat: “Call the whambulence, my bf is a cheater.”

Lena laughed despite herself. Then she cried. Then she laughed again. It was ugly and honest, and somehow, the stupid joke had cracked open a little light. call the whambulence my bf is a cheater

It hurt. For days, it hurt. But every time she felt the whine rising— why me, why him, why now —she pictured the whambulence: a tiny, ridiculous ambulance with a siren that played sad violin music, stuck in traffic because she was too busy growing stronger to wait for it. Instead, she texted her group chat: “Call the