Cinderella Comedy Script May 2026

And you’re the guy who stole my shoe instead of my phone number.

Cut my toes off. I only need four per foot. cinderella comedy script

You. You’re the grape-slipping girl.

She vanishes into the night in a pumpkin-shaped Uber. And you’re the guy who stole my shoe

Can we sell her to the goblin market?

Enter DRIZELLA & ANASTASIA. Drizella is eating a raw potato. Anastasia is crying because her hair is “too bouncy.” cinderella comedy script