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Zorp interviews a BORED SQUIRREL through a translator.

The garage door screeches open. MAYA (19, skeptical, holding a pizza box) freezes. etvshow

I fear this conversation.

(forced smile) Welcome back to ETVSHOW ! I’m your host, Zorp the Zestful. Tonight: can humans digest glitter? Zorp interviews a BORED SQUIRREL through a translator

The squirrel holds a tiny contract.

A washed‑up外星人 (alien) reality TV host, ZORP, must reboot his crashed intergalactic variety show from a suburban garage — with only a sarcastic AI producer and a human intern who thinks it’s all a prank. etvshow