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It’s a typical Tuesday in Quahog. Peter is in the living room, trying to sue the Pawtucket Patriot brewery for "false advertising" because he doesn’t feel like a patriot after drinking it.

Peter tries a classic "Remember that time I…" cutaway. Nothing happens. He tries again. The screen stays black. He looks at Lois. family guy free

"…yes."

Stewie realizes the truth: "We’ve become a family sitcom where everyone gets along. We’re The Brady Bunch with swears. This is the darkest timeline." It’s a typical Tuesday in Quahog

"Ooh, a briefcase! Is it a bomb? Is it a cake? Is it a cake bomb? (He opens it. A puff of cosmic glitter hits him in the face.)" family guy free