TREVOR It says I’m a “finance ghost, 2000, party animal, ghost rating: 4.2 stars — deduction for not learning from his mistakes.”
THOR It shows eight ghosts in this house. Name, date of death, and— (squints) “thirst rating.”
All the ghosts are huddled around Sam’s laptop. JAY brings coffee. ghosts s03e01 dthrip
NANCY Kidding. There’s no cholera anymore. Just disappointment.
ALBERTA It called my jazz “aggressively posthumous.” I don’t know what that means, but I’m furious. TREVOR It says I’m a “finance ghost, 2000,
SAM So your app just… summons ghosts?
JAY So some tech bro made an app that claims to detect ghosts using “quantum resonance algorithms”? That’s just a GPS and random number generator. date of death
SAM Dthrip?