Gibby The — Clown Big Ass

In the sleepy town of Chuckleville, Gibby the Clown was known for two things: his oversized rainbow suspenders and his unmistakable, gravity-defying rear end. Kids called it "the Gibby Glide" because every time he turned a corner, it took a full three seconds for the rest of him to follow.

One day at the annual Silly-Cue Festival, Gibby bent down to pick up a fallen squeaky hammer—and his big ol' backside knocked over the entire pie-throwing booth. Mayor Fumble declared it a miracle. From then on, Gibby used his "secret weapon" for good: blocking runaway unicycles, cushioning falls, and storing extra confetti. gibby the clown big ass

And that's why, to this day, locals whisper: "When you see Gibby from behind, step aside—or take a ride." In the sleepy town of Chuckleville, Gibby the