Paul picks it up. His hands shake. He is no longer The Wall. He is a frightened, middle-aged man in a sweaty khaki shirt.
Opening Scene: Camp Cleo, dawn. The Aegean Sea shimmers like molten tin in the heat haze. i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 13 bd9
Back at Camp Cleo, that night.
appear on the camp's tiny screen, grinning like benevolent demons. Dec: "Morning, campers! How's the baklava withdrawal?" Ant: "Never mind that. Because today, one of you is about to face... The Hydra's Feast. " A collective groan. Last season, a contestant lost two stone and his sanity in the Hydra's Feast. Paul picks it up
The vote happens fast. Whispers. Pointed fingers. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old former rugby prop turned reality TV villain. He is loud, eats triple portions, and last night called the camp's beloved yoga instructor "a space cadet." Paul (to camera, sweating through his vest): "They've picked me. The snakes. Right. I've scrrummaged against the All Blacks. I've headbutted a wardrobe on Celebrity Big Brother . How bad can a few Greek lizards be?" Trial Location: The Parthenon of Pain (a custom-built structure overlooking a jagged coastline). He is a frightened, middle-aged man in a sweaty khaki shirt
Bowl Six: The Hydra's Heart.