Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy -

That’s the spirit!

Tell me I look ethereal.

I literally just work at the library.

“Mrs. Weiner Boy” implies a character of immense, unearned confidence. She shows up to parent-teacher conferences wearing a tiara. She refers to her husband (a man who still uses a flip phone) as “my little prince.” She has a catchphrase, and it is probably “That’s Mrs. Weiner Boy to you.” When you put them together— Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy —you get the perfect sitcom cold open: joslyn jane mrs. weiner boy

Suddenly, sweeps in, wearing a fur coat in July. That’s the spirit

You have frosting on your eyebrow.

If you’ve seen it, you’ve likely done a double-take. Is it a sitcom pilot that never got picked up? A lost Arthur fan fiction? A new RuPaul’s Drag Race judging panel? The answer, delightfully, is all and none of the above. “Mrs