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“It’s a brotherhood,” says Frankie No-Last-Name, a retired trucker who’s run Lolly’s over 4,000 times. “You don’t master these curves. You just get a little less bad at them. And when you hit that last straight—the run down into Blue Summit—and your brakes are hot, and your knuckles are white, and you didn’t die? That’s not a drive. That’s a prayer answered.” There’s talk of straightening the worst sections. The state says it’s a safety issue. Locals say it’s an insult.

If you ever find yourself at the foot of Lolly’s Killer Curves, pull over. Check your tires. Breathe. And remember what the old-timers say: Lolly never lifted. But you might want to. Old Route 29, Parson’s Hollow to Blue Summit. Best driven at dawn on weekdays. No trailers. No first-timers in the rain. And for God’s sake, don’t wave at the pink cross unless you’ve earned it. lolly's killer curves

Local driving instructor Mariana “Mari” Cruz calls it “a conversation with physics.” And when you hit that last straight—the run

“They thought they knew how to drive,” Cruz says with a smile. “Lolly proves otherwise.” Not everyone survives the lesson. The local volunteer fire department has a nickname for the ravine: “The Taker.” Wrecks happen about once a month, though only a handful make the news. Most are single-vehicle accidents—a Mustang that entered a 25-mph turn at 60, a pickup truck that misjudged the decreasing radius of “The Corkscrew,” a tourist in an RV who tried to take the hairpin wide. The state says it’s a safety issue

You know Lolly’s Killer Curves.

Memorial crosses dot the roadside, weather-beaten and adorned with faded ribbons. One, near mile marker 14, is painted bright pink. That one’s for Lolly herself—she died in 2001, not in a crash, but in her rocking chair, facing the road she conquered. Her grandson still leaves a jar of white lightning on the marker every May 15.

By J.D. Rook Photography by Elena Mendez