(to camera) Gloria said if I didn’t dress up this year, she’d make me go as “Grumpy Old Man.” Which is just… me in my regular clothes. So I compromised. I’m a pirate. No sword-fighting. No saying “arrr.” I’m a passive-aggressive pirate .
(putting a blanket on her) That’s the Halloween spirit, sweetie. modern family halloween folgen
Back at the Dunphy house, the chaos has subsided. Candy wrappers cover the floor. Jay has fallen asleep in an armchair, the parrot still duct-taped to his shoulder. Joe the hot dog is passed out on a beanbag, clutching a half-eaten spicy mango lollipop. (to camera) Gloria said if I didn’t dress