Naughty Nyx Here

They were half right.

As the first proper dawn began to rise, Nyx slipped away into the shadows of her own temple. But she wasn't sorry.

The resulting serenade woke three neighborhoods. People stumbled to their windows, groggy and bewildered, to find a choir of tabbies singing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." naughty nyx

The truth was, Nyx was bored .

It started small. As the sun dipped below the horizon, Nyx caught the last ray and tied it into a knot. Just a little one. The sun god Helios stumbled, confused, as dawn suddenly flickered backward by three seconds. Mortals blinked at their clocks, shrugged, and went about their evening. They were half right

Tonight, she decided to be naughty.

The goddess of the night pouted. Then, with a theatrical roll of her eyes, she clapped her hands. The stars snapped back into place. The cats forgot the song lyrics mid-meow. The desert in Arizona drained. The resulting serenade woke three neighborhoods

"You swapped Ares’s spear for a rubber chicken during the Trojan War," Chaos said, arms crossed. "You made the Milky Way spell out 'I LIKE PIE' for a century. And now this?"