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“We’ll take two Captain’s Tenders,” Liam said, handing over a credit card as if surrendering a chest of doubloons. “One with buried treasure sauce. And a Grog’s Gulp.”
They shuffled up the damp ramp, leaving sandy footprints behind. The menu board was a colorful explosion of pirate-themed puns and steep waterpark prices. Liam squinted up at it, reading aloud as a teenager in a striped shirt and eyepatch tapped his foot. pirates bay waterpark menu
Liam grinned, peeling off his goggles. The great debate of the day had arrived. “What’ll it be? The Kraken’s Kitchen or Salty Sally’s Snack Shack?” The menu board was a colorful explosion of
The blazing August sun had turned the concrete around Pirates Bay Waterpark into a griddle, but inside the wave pool, Liam and his daughter Maya were floating like two contented buoys. After a morning of conquering the "Blackbeard’s Drop" slide and losing a skirmish in the "Cannonball Sprayground," a growl from Maya’s stomach echoed louder than the park’s pirate ship horn. The great debate of the day had arrived
“Dad,” she announced, treading water, “my treasure map says it’s time for grub.”
Maya dipped a tender. She took a bite. Her eyes went wide.