Below is a feature piece for . Headline: New Study Finds That Staring at a Practice Test for 14 Hours Straight is ‘Technically’ a Form of Studying
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Look, you’re going to be fine. Or you won’t. But either way, QuackPrep will be here, charging your credit card every month until you remember to cancel (hint: you never will). Below is a feature piece for
“We took 200 anxious juniors, locked them in a windowless library with the faint smell of stale pizza, and forced them to cycle through the same 50 geometry problems until their eyes bled pixels,” said Dr. I.M. Fakingit, QuackPrep’s Chief Quackery Officer. “After 14 hours, they couldn’t tell you their own names, but they could tell you that the hypotenuse is, in fact, the long one. That’s a win in our book.” No, you lose
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