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– Hot on the heels of the oat milk shortage and the collapse of the metaverse, a new wellness-tech startup is emerging from stealth mode with a bold promise: to revolutionize the 8.3 seconds between your alarm going off and your foot hitting the floor. quaxkprep

Meet (pronounced Kwak-Prep ), the “holistic pre-kinesthetic readiness engine” that wants you to pay $19.99/month for the privilege of preparing to prepare. Disclosure: The author of this piece is currently

Because by the time you figure out you don’t need it, your credit card will have already been charged for next month. quaxkprep