Santander Lost My Card Extra Quality May 2026

I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed. Did it fall behind a filing cabinet? Get eaten by a sorting machine? Or is it out there, living a better life, tapping contactlessly at a coffee shop I’ve never been to?

Then I called you, and your agent said, and I quote: “We seem to have lost track of the card after dispatch.” santander lost my card

Either way, please cancel that card and send another. This time, maybe attach an AirTag. I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed