For the first hour, it was magic. The host, a fast-talking Australian named Kevin, broke down “The Customer Journey” into five simple blocks. Arjun took furious notes, his hand cramping. He visualized his imaginary startup’s funnel. He felt the future whispering his name.
Arjun stared at the ceiling. He had watched it. All 12 hours and 23 minutes. The entire 12-in-1 course. He sat up slowly, feeling like a survivor of a shipwreck. He opened a blank document. What had he learned? For the first hour, it was magic
The 12-in-1 Coffin
The thumbnail showed a smiling man in a blue blazer, arms crossed, standing in front of a whiteboard covered in arrows and words like “SEO,” “Funnels,” and “Viral Loops.” The promise was intoxicating. Twelve courses. Twelve. That wasn’t learning; that was alchemy. He clicked play. He visualized his imaginary startup’s funnel