Why Is My Firewall Blocking Everything | [work]

The third line: “SHE WILL COME BACK IF YOU DO.”

Then I checked the audit log. Timestamps from 3:17 AM. Every two seconds, an entry: “Filtering platform policy change.” And then, at 3:18 AM: “Windows Filtering Platform base filtering engine stopped.” Restarted at 3:19 AM with a new configuration. The configuration had exactly one rule: why is my firewall blocking everything

I opened the advanced security console. Inbound rules: empty. Outbound rules: empty. Connection security rules: empty. That was odd. Normally, there are dozens of preconfigured allowances for core networking services. Someone—or something—had wiped the slate clean. The third line: “SHE WILL COME BACK IF YOU DO