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The first three links were porn sites. The fourth offered the ISO in exchange for her mother’s maiden name and a “free system optimizer” that screamed malware. The fifth—ah, the Microsoft Evaluation Center. But her corporate VLSC (Volume Licensing Service Center) login was timing out, and the evaluation copy demanded activation within 180 days. The hospital’s license key was etched on a sticky note somewhere in Dave’s office, which was locked.

2 responses on “In Which the Original Star Wars, via Project 4K77, is Reconsidered”

  1. I picked up a copy of the Star Wars despecialized edition a year or so ago. Haven’t yet downloaded yet.
    My question is would I see anything different with the 4K 77 print on my 1600×900 monitor? Or would I have to upgrade to a true 4k monitor to appreciate the difference?

    Anyone who cares to answer please send something to my email, cuz I only stumbled across this article by sheer chance.

  2. Actually, the time was exactly right for what LUCAS created. But it was strictly available in the very, very active world of underground comics and literature. What we young fans didn’t have was…the holy grail, a film! Lucas and also Ridley Scott were well aware of the hundreds of thousands of Sci fi, horror, adventure fans out there who weren’t being served. His genius was going after the uncaptured audience and doing it right. From a fan’s perspective.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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