Yoosfol is the sound of a vacuum cleaner at 7 AM on a Sunday. It is doing its job. It is ruining everything.
That is yoosfol. Long may it hold.
So raise a cracked mug to the yoosfol life. To the duct-taped philosophy of getting it done ugly. To the half-broken, the overused, the unfashionably reliable. You will not be remembered for your shine. But the world will keep turning because of your quiet, awful, beautiful usefulness. yoosfol