He slams his fists on the desk. This is worse than the college rejection.
You got a letter from that college. Mom’s been crying for an hour.
(Leans in) Sure there is. You don’t steal it. You… find it. And then you pray for forgiveness. God’s got a soft spot for nerds.
I require a blank S-VHS cassette, a coaxial splitter, and a soldering iron.
He had a 1470 on the SAT, Connie. They said his essay was “developmentally concerning.”