Sheldon (the real one) closed his eyes. Without the distraction of his mother’s concerned face or Missy’s snickering, the argument became pure logic. And pure logic, unsoftened by sitcom lighting, was terrifying.
Sheldon (the real one) nodded. “Accurate. I did say that. The auditory medium lacks my visual demonstration of holding the box at a precise 37-degree angle to capture the light, but the dialogue is verbatim. Acceptable.” young sheldon s03e08 m4b
“Fascinating,” he whispered.
“An audiobook of a television episode,” Sheldon said aloud. “That is a categorical violation of media ontology. Television is visual. Books are textual. This is... a hybrid abomination.” Sheldon (the real one) closed his eyes