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“So do people. Shut up and listen.”

“I’ll win. Obviously.”

Mary and George watch him test it.

The Cooper family sits around the breakfast table. Mary is reading a pamphlet titled “How to Spot Musical Prowess in Your Child.” Missy is eating cereal with her hands. Georgie is texting on a flip phone. Sheldon, aged 12, is meticulously disassembling a toaster with a screwdriver.

(pops gum) “Honey, you’re thinking too hard. Music is just math with a heartbeat. Here.” She hands him an old cassette tape labeled “M4P — Meemaw’s 4-Track Playlist.”

(small smile) “We’re done.”

Sheldon’s competitors have laser harps and fractal synthesizers. Sheldon walks on stage with only a boombox, an old guitar (borrowed from Georgie), and a hand-drawn frequency chart.

“And I think your fancy Tesla coil would look real pretty as a lawn ornament. We done?”